If Two Black Bears Fornicate on the Front Lawn…

East Nassau Bear

So many bad “bare bears” jokes could go with this bad video… but this truly happened one dark and rainy June night at our cabin in the woods.

My neighbor called to say two black bears were lumbering up our road. I grabbed the camera. As I pointed in the anticipated direction of sight, the bears took a detour and marched up to the house. What happened next was truly remarkable. “The he” nearly wined and dined “the she” on our patio furniture and they trotted off into the shadows for some large lovin’.

My husband called the neighbors to take up collection – for a room. We’ll be planning the cub shower next.

Let the jokes begin. So how would you finish this line?

If two black bears fornicate on the front lawn, would anybody…

Comments

  1. would anybody consider it unbearable!

  2. Too funny – and the music is perfect.

    …And you lived in a nudist colony would you barely notice?

  3. LOL! Even bears like to do it in private!
    The music was perfect Kim.

    I’d plan for multiples for that shower. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • I just hope those multiples aren’t hanging around in our yard. I like sitting on my patio – but I could see them turning it into a jungle gym!

      Thanks for dropping by!

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