Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. We Clunes (only one of which is truly Irish) are dusting off four party hats, donning some generally green attire, combing the lawn for some shamrocks, all in an effort to wish you a terrific “Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!”
Before we head off to celebrate Saint Patty’s Day, Shamus, the honorary Irish Newf, leaves you with a bit of Irish wisdom to ponder during your drink fest and corned beef dinner:
- If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough.
- Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.
- When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.
- Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
Have some of your own Irish wisdom to share? Leave a comment! But, most importantly, have a Happy Saint Pat’s!